ELECTRONIC PLAYBILL

The 1994 Christmas Skit

for the Department of Physics

at Leland Stanford Junior University

Here it is, the world's first(?) electronic playbill. It has all the advantages of the 'Net: it's raw, disorganized, and in the end, it ain't much -- but hey, it's free.
CONTENTS
The script
A lot of people asked for the script to the skit. I have placed my copy on the Web, but be warned that this was a free-form collaboration, and none of us stuck exactly to our written lines.
The props (where feasible)
Some of the props were textual information, so I put those on-line. NOTE: Looking at the props will give away some of the plot -- read the script first.
The obligatory production notes
Every time I see a student theatre group do a show, the playbill includes a statement of inflated importance by the director or producer. Since we didn't have either, I seized the chance to write my own.
A list of credits
In case you'd like to shower your adulation on the actors, you can find their names here. NOTE: The effect is heightened if you read the script before you look at the cast of characters.

The Electronic Playbill is a creation of Bernard HP Gilroy (gilroy@leland.stanford.edu); contact him with your comments.