Jokes for Children: Anesthesia

By Gavin Traber (under the supervision of Sam Rodriguez, MD)

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A: A gummy bear

Q: What has 4 wheels and flies?

A: A garbage truck

Q: Why was cinderella so bad at soccer?

A: She was always running away from the ball

Q: What do you call a cow with two legs

A: lean beef

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

A: Ground Beef

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

A: Put a little boogie in it

Q: Why did the bicycle fall over

A: it was too tired

Q: What type of Doctor is always “On-Call”

A: An Oncologist

Q: What did the mushroom say to the fungus?

A: You’re a fun guy [fungi]

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An impasta

Q: Why are fish so smart?

A: Because they live in schools!

Q: What do you call twin policemen?

A: Copies!

Q: What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A: A milk shake!

Q: What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

A: A bunny ribbit.

Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?

A: A towel!

Q: What did 0 say to 8?

A: Nice belt!

Q: What has six wheels and flies?

A: A garbage truck

Q: What do you call a snail on a ship?

A: A snailor!

Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?

A: Fsh!

Q: What is black, white and red all over?

A: A sunburnt penguin! or a Newspaper

Q: What did the peanut say to the elephant?

A: Nothing, peanuts don’t talk.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel?

A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut!

Q: Where do fish keep their money?

A: At the River Bank

Q: What did one cow say to the other?

A: Mooooooove over!

Q: What is black and white and red all over?

A: A skunk with a rash.

Q: What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

A: With a cowculator.

Q: What do fish take to stay healthy?

A: Vitamin sea.

Q: Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

A: Because it was his doody!

Q: What time should you go to the dentist

A: When its about Tooth-Hurty

Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A: A do-you-think-he-saw-us

Q: What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep?

A: You call him MATT

Q: Where do young cows eat lunch?

A: At the Calf-ateria

Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?

A: Because you can see right through them

Q: What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A: A zebra with a drum kit.

Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

A: Because he was looking for Pooh!

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

A: You put a little boogie in it.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An Investigator

Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

A: Ten tickles

Q: What do snowmen have for breakfast?

A: Frosted Flakes

Q: What type of Bee can’t make up its mind?

A: A Maybe

Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

A: Nacho Cheese

Q: What do you call a sad strawberry?

A: A Blue-berry

Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?

A: Because it was not peeling well

Q: What kind of music is scary for balloons?

A: Pop music

Q: What is a Mermaid’s favorite subject?

A: Algae-Bra