I DON’T BELIEVE IT!!!! That stupid crusty old Chinese man had the GALL to conjure
me and trap me in a circle for breaking into his stupid little shop. I mean,
here I am minding my own business, ready to have an afternoon snack of some nice
road kill when suddenly every thing gets blurry and I’m standing in the
backroom of that stupid shop looking at someone who really should dust himself
off once in a while!!! Anyway, I immediately tried to cut him a new smile, only
bounce of this stupid invisible wall. I was just a tiny bit annoyed but I remained
calm….
So this old fart starts accusing ME of breaking into his shop and messing
things up. Of course I told him that I did no such thing…I mean,
would you really think that such a perfect corvid as myself would mess
ANYTHING up without meaning to!??!?! He had the nerve to tell me that his
stupid PARROT told him what I had done…I mean really, how cheesy can you
get?!? Right about then that lady I met who accused me of stealing…..Aimless
I think her name is or something like that, barged in and demanded to know
what was going on…like I needed help or something?!?!
Okay, after that the old guy started asking me WHY I broke in….like
it wasn’t obvious…I mean really, get a CLUE. He’s got glowing skulls
and weird stuff painted on the floor and he expects me NOT to want to know
what he’s doing?!?!? Aimless of course was completely useless….saying
I was under her protection but not really doing anything about getting
me out of that stupid circle….just telling me I should have mess with Mr.
Floor sweepings. Then she goes on to ask him if we could come to an arrangement…why
in the hell she didn’t slit his throat I don’t know…maybe she doesn’t like
blood or something!?!?!
So anyway, I told the dust bin that he shouldn’t be keeping secrets
if he didn’t want people trying to find them out, which led to Aimless
saying something like Tango or something to me…what a time to be thinking
about dancing!!!! So the dust bunny started whining about me disrupting
some stupid work that he and this Madam Bluenose had been working on….oh,
my heart was just BLEEDING for him…I mean, please, he shouldn’t keep all
that interesting stuff in there if he doesn’t want people going in for
a look, right?!?!
Then this old scuzz ball claimed that he could take on more of
my kin if they came looking for me….he has NO idea does he? I mean,
I’m not exactly up high on the totem pole yet…some of my kin are NASTY.
So Aimless kept chattering away about some compromise and the icky hairball
told me he’d let me go if I did 10 services for him. I was so, like, totally
annoyed by his lack of tradition….doesn’t he know it’s supposed to be 3
tasks?!?!!? What does he think I am, some kind of overachiever?
Anyway, the long and short of it was that he let me out after
sending some notes to people telling them how to capture me if I did anything
to him. I guess he’s scared of me or something….he told me my first
task was to go tell Madame Bluenose that she had to come back and start
over…..hasn’t he ever heard of a telephone?!?! So he went off with Aimless
to go have tea and I left to get back to my interrupted lunch…I mean HOW
RUDE!!!!!
Morganna
