I DON’T BELIEVE IT!!!! That stupid crusty old Chinese man had the GALL to conjure me and trap me in a circle for breaking into his stupid little shop.  I mean, here I am minding my own business, ready to have an afternoon snack of some nice road kill when suddenly  every thing gets blurry and I’m standing in the backroom of that stupid shop looking at someone who really should dust himself off once in a while!!! Anyway, I immediately tried to cut him a new smile, only bounce of this stupid invisible wall. I was just a tiny bit annoyed but I remained calm….
So this old fart starts accusing ME of breaking into his shop and messing things up.  Of course I told him that I did no such thing…I mean, would you really think that such a perfect corvid as myself would mess ANYTHING up without meaning to!??!?! He had the nerve to tell me that his stupid PARROT told him what I had done…I mean really, how cheesy can you get?!? Right about then that lady I met who accused me of stealing…..Aimless I think her name is or something like that, barged in and demanded to know what was going on…like I needed help or something?!?!
Okay, after that the old guy started asking me WHY I broke in….like it wasn’t obvious…I mean really, get a CLUE.  He’s got glowing skulls and weird stuff painted on the floor and he expects me NOT to want to know what he’s doing?!?!?  Aimless of course was completely useless….saying I was under her protection but not really doing anything about getting me out of that stupid circle….just telling me I should have mess with Mr. Floor sweepings. Then she goes on to ask him if we could come to an arrangement…why in the hell she didn’t slit his throat I don’t know…maybe she doesn’t like blood or something!?!?!
 So anyway, I told the dust bin that he shouldn’t be keeping secrets if he didn’t want people trying to find them out, which led to Aimless saying something like Tango or something to me…what a time to be thinking about dancing!!!! So the dust bunny started whining about me disrupting some stupid work that he and this Madam Bluenose had been working on….oh, my heart was just BLEEDING for him…I mean, please, he shouldn’t keep all that interesting stuff in there if he doesn’t want people going in for a look, right?!?!
 Then this old scuzz ball claimed that he could take on more of my kin if they came looking for me….he has NO idea does he?  I mean, I’m not exactly up high on the totem pole yet…some of my kin are NASTY. So Aimless kept chattering away about some compromise and the icky hairball told me he’d let me go if I did 10 services for him. I was so, like, totally annoyed by his lack of tradition….doesn’t he know it’s supposed to be 3 tasks?!?!!? What does he think I am, some kind of overachiever?
 Anyway, the long and short of it was that he let me out after sending some notes to people telling them how to capture me if I did anything to him.  I guess he’s scared of me or something….he told me my first task was to go tell Madame Bluenose that she had to come back and start over…..hasn’t he ever heard of a telephone?!?! So he went off with Aimless to go have tea and I left to get back to my interrupted lunch…I mean HOW RUDE!!!!!

       Morganna