Ooookaaaaay, so here we go again…haven’t written in a while, mostly just ‘cause
it’s been BORING here lately. Well, except for that trip into the countryside
that ‘Malthea dragged me on…that was fun but I have a feeling I missed more fun
here, even IF spray painting our names in silver glitter on that stupid garou’s
truck was a blast!!!
Kierun got sort of mad at me for that one, actually…he thought that
I was becoming a little too high profile or something and that people might
actually begin to RECOGNIZE my name…..after all, that Old dustbunny chinese
guy did manage to conjure me. But who CARES?!?!? I can out fly just about
anyone and if I step sideways almost nobody can find me!!!
So anyway…..all that aside, I was following that garou…you know, Long-Winded-Bore
or whatever his name is, and you’ll never guess where he went?!?! He showed
up at ‘Fina’s bookshop. Of course, the masterful spy that I am, I
peered through the window and noticed quite the collection of people so
I rapped on the door until someone let me in. (okay, I admit it…I couldn’t
resist the “Raven” knockoff…bet you didn’t know I read that, did you?)
Finally someone opened the door and I flew in and shifted back to homid,
it took about 30 seconds for this strange girl to start screaming something
about evil demons or some such….honestly, you’d think she’d never seen
a shifter!!!! And she was kin or something too ‘cause the delirium didn’t
faze her a bit! (turns out later that she WAS garou kin…typical doggies,
not even telling their own kin the truth!!!)
Anyway, so this little puppy kin keeps screaming…and her voice was
SHRILL…I think my ears are STILL bleending!!! Then she pulls out
this really shiny silver crucifix out of her pocket and points it at me
while still screaming about me being some sort of demon! If my ears hadn’t
been bleeding I think I would have been on the floor laughing!!!
For some reason, though, she got offended when I took the crucifix out
of her hand, like I was going to steal it or something, as IF! So
she keeps screaming at me to go away, like I’m going to bite her head off
or something, but I was distracted by this kid who came running down the
stairs wanting to see the demon. After calmly pointing out that the girl
(who’s name happened to be Fiona I found out later) was crazy I introduced
myself politely to the boy, who started nattering on about snorting sulfur
or something…guess he has a drug habit.
So this boy asks me if I’m spawn’s sister or something, and then tells
me they call him Rattie ‘cause he likes cheese and pinkies…I suppose fingers
are okay, but I prefer more fleshy bits myself!!! I’m just about to quiz
the kid more when ‘Fina dumps some mannequin on the counter and Fi starts
screaming and while accusing us all of being mad. You know, she was
terribly amusing…apparently she’s been hanging out with the gang for awhile
but nobody has been telling her ANYTHING!!! So I spilled the beans about
what everyone was…it was even more amusing when she realized that
SnareDrum was gay…I guess she has some major religious and sex issues ‘cause
she started going on about him putting his thing into other guy’s pants
and stuff…I was about to die laughing!!!
Oooh…you’ll never guess what happened next!!!! You know that prophet
guy that all my kin have been talking about?!?! He walked in and started
spouting gibberish (well….actually I don’t think it’s gibberish…I understood
some of what he was talking about…I think he has to speak in riddles or
he’ll change things) My kin were SO jealous when they heard I’d talked
to him…he was interesting even if he really didn’t talk much to me…he was
talking to Fi mostly…it sounds like, from his commentary, that her dad
dances the spiral…gross, isn’t it?!?!
Then he went on babbling about the kingdom of raggedy anne…apparently
they’re going to cute us to death!!! He seemed really interested
in Fi although I think I impressed him by actually LISTENING to his cryptic
remarks instead of just complaining about them…maybe I’ll see him again!
I certainly hope so ‘cause maybe he can tell me more about what that stupid
old geezer at the junk shop is doing!!!
Oh well….enough for now! More secrets to find!
Morganna
