Wow…what a day!!! I met the COOLEST lady today…but maybe I should start at the beginning, huh? I was flying around in this awful fog (geez..it’s cool when you’re on the ground but your feathers get all soggy when you’re flying!) when I spotted the whole gang gathering in a park. The lights made it all ghostly and glowing…soooooo…they’re just sitting there chatting away about that girl from last night and stuff when there’s this gun shot just out of nowhere!!!

Off we rushed to see this guy running with a gun in his hand. Of course everyone was completely helpless, but I successfully overpowered him and took the gun from him while he babbled on and on about some lady he’d been shooting at. He was really nasty about it, calling her all sorts of names and claiming she’d “asked for it” Anyway, Belle questioned him with many threats and such until this weird pointy star came flying through the air…it would have hit the guy if she hadn’t kicked him again. Has-runon-mouth picked it up (he was in doggie form…much preferable ‘cause he can’t TALK that way!) but dropped it rather quickly and shifted into his halfway annoying for (that one he CAN talk in….life isn’t fair!) and started whining about the thing being poisoned.

Anyway, while that was going on I cleverly used one of my gifts from Raven to tell that there was only one lady out there and she wasn’t really after US so I called telling her to come out. She yelled something about Diarrhea-Mouth being safe as long as the star hadn’t scratched him….pity that, don’t you think? Anyway, she finally came out of the fog and she was this really interesting Asian lady…she looked fairly normal till I got closer but then I noticed she had WINGS!!! Not like mine either…these were big bat like wings…very cool looking!

The lady said her name was Sachi…she had a pretty cool sword, a um…..katana I think? I wanted to try it but she said I couldn’t, which I think was completely unfair! It was so pretty and shiny…I didn’t try to convince her too hard though ‘cause she was bleeding and didn’t look like she was in a very good mood! Sachi claimed the nasty man for her own to kill for insulting her honor or something like that and of COURSE Has-tasty-paw had to argue the morality of sacrificing a nasty rapist! I think he just argues with people ‘cause he likes the sound of his voice!!!

She seemed rather annoyed at this and drew her sword…it almost glowed and radiated…um, well not EVIL…but unpleasantness…I was sort of glad she hadn’t let me look at it at that point! Then you’ll never guess what she did!?! She slit her wrist!!! It was WAY cool…apparently bat ladies can use their blood like a whip…she was snapping it over this guy’s head. Personally I thought she should have beaned the Dorky Jester in the head with it but she didn’t.

Anyway, all us girls were in agreement that the filthy bastard could get munched but the furry butthead kept arguing…even told me to put away my knife and threatened ME! As IF he could beat me if I were armed with silver! Finally he agreed to let the batlady have him if “He could have a fair fight.” So he stood out of the the way and the badlady started playing with the guy. He finally DID throw a knife at her…a very good throw in fact, caught her in the throat, I was impressed. This sorta pissed her off and she used her whip to sever his head…it was SO gross!!!

So anyway, BatLady said goodbye and that I’d see her again and then I HAD to go see Madame Bluenose, Beausow….whatever her name is. Everyone tagged along unfortuanatly…I HATE that old chinese man…one of these days I’m going to get him and his little parrot too! So we got there and the lady was actually sort of nice…at least until I told her what the Dusty guy wanted me to tell her. Then she got sort of mean and yelled at me. She pulled a hair off my head and said I’d get what the loa-brow thought I deserved. I don’t know why a beer would be giving me what I deserve but oh, well…some people are SO rude!

Morganna