Dear whatever in the hell I decide to call you, it’s been an interesting last few days. I’ve been studying with Kierun a little lately, he seems to think that since I spend so much time in the umbra that I should be learning a bit about spirits. It’s boring but I suppose humoring him after all he’s done for me isn’t too big of a deal! He’s also been telling me a parliament that’s going to be happening soon…he wants me to go ‘cause I met that weird dude…Pondsmoke or whatever his name was. You know, that really interesting guy who had the obsession with raggedy anne?
Anyway…enough with the boring stuff!!! I was flying around the other day and happened to spy that garou kinfolk girl, Fiona wandering into an alley for some bizarre reason, and there were these two REALLY gross pimply guys watching her. I knew she was in for trouble when I saw them head into the alley too, honestly the girl has less sense than a garou!!! (although I suppose that is appropriate, her being kin and all, but I had hoped her mother’s genes were a little stronger than THAT!!!)
Well, obviously I couldn’t let the poor girl get molested...she’s nice enough when she isn’t screaming about demons and all!!! It turned out that the stupid alleyway was too narrow to land at the bottom of so I had to land on the fire escape…just in time to see one of the goons with his pants down on top of Fi. Thinking quickly I grabbed a flower pot that was sitting on a window sill next to me and jumped down to a dumpster, catching the guy in the face with the pot when he looked up to see what that noise was (I don’t THINK he actually managed to do anything, but I was MAD!!!)
Jumping down from the dumpster I bravely faced off against the other guy. He was an awesome fighter…right out of one of those stupid Bruce Lee movies, but he couldn’t even get close as I sliced and diced him!!! Finally I knocked him to the ground and improved his looks a little before letting him go…I think he pissed his pants too…some people have no GUTS!!! He actually probably passed out from blood loss before he ever got anywhere to have someone patch him up, I hurt him pretty bad. Anyway, so I finally got rid of the guys…and went over to help Fi up. She was a little upset, crying but after I slit the throat of the guy who’d been trying to play hide the sausage with her (actually I skinned his sausage first!) she borrowed my knife and stabbed him a couple of times for good measure…maybe there’s some hope for her after all!!! Of course she told me that she’d gone into the bloody alley to save a damn CAT…I don’t know what she wanting with the filthy thing...maybe she wanted to have it for dinner?!?!
Fi actually got her act together fairly quickly after she did her impression of just exactly how Lizzie Borden gave her mother 40 wacks, and even though she was a little beat up, I managed to get her back to that vamp’s place…you know, the mall queen? Immediately I made her take a shower…I knew she’d need it. Memories of my VILE foster brother made me understand exactly what she was going through…even IF he ended up short a few pieces of anatomy fairly quickly!!!
After successfully shooing her into the bathroom I made myself at home. Someone had stocked the house with some of the most disgusting foods known to man, but I disposed of those quickly and moved on to bigger and better things. That old vamp’s clothes were still there, but the main thing I was looking for was something to keep me busy for awhile…I found it in throwing away those clothes that I KNEW nobody was going to wear, and putting her jewelry in a safer place…
Anyway, when I finally got everything in order I went to lay down and keep watch on the couch when during my unceasing vigilence Fiona came in screaming about being robbed…I assured her it was just the super ninja raven girl fashion police at work, and she finally went to sleep, safe in the knowledge that super ninja raven girl would kick ANY bad guy’s ass!
The next morning I woke up before her and I decided I’d be really nice and prepare her the first REAL meal she’d probably ever had. After awhile the smoke settled and we managed to get the eggs off the wall, did you know that they explode when you put them in the microwave? Fi pronounced it the best meal she’d ever eaten and then we went to fighting practice. It took awhile but she actually made some progress! Didn’t think she had it in her! About the time we were finished Yelling-At-Nothing mage came home and started saying something about us breaking furniture but of course he overreacts about EVERYTHING! Anyway, I left him to calm himself down, promising myself that NEXT time I’d do dinner for Fi!
Morganna