Dearest Customer, 

I would like to inform you that you can receive the same benefits of this overpriced delivery app by simply emailing me your order. I would be happy to pick up your sandwich at a reduced rate and bike it over to your dorm so quickly that it will still be hot, guaranteed. Email me directly: speedybiker@stanford.edu to get this offer, or stick with Brahm’s app and enjoy your cold and overpriced sandwich. 

The choice is yours. 
