Article 12277 of rec.sport.disc: Newsgroups: rec.sport.disc Path: unixhub!news.Stanford.EDU!agate!spool.mu.edu!torn!nott!cunews!bertrand.ccs.carleton.ca!rjg From: rjg@dax.doe.carleton.ca (Richard Griffith) Subject: URgod in text form. Message-ID:Sender: news@cunews.carleton.ca (News Administrator) Organization: Carleton University, Department of Electronics Date: Mon, 12 Dec 94 07:57:40 PDT Lines: 89
"Call UP!" This is directed at anyone or everyone when the offensive player you are covering has just completely toasted you for a goal. By uttering this plaintive remark, the blame is obviously placed on anyone but you.
"Oh, weak call." Use this whenever any call is made, anywhere, if you're in the mood to say it, which of course you always will be, since a Positive Mental Attitude is key to winning a game.
"No one's cutting!" Your teammates don't have the unique perspective that you have, so of course they can't tell when they're open or not. Sure those early cuts may have looked wide open to them, but you know better.
"I threw it to where you should have been!" It's certaunly not your fault if no one on your team knows how to cut.
AND NEVER FORGET:
YOU are a GOD.