A few of my favorite quotes...

About Sandwiches: "The really messy ones should be eaten over the sink." -Albert Einstein.

About Home Improvement: " You need to put a shelf right there." -Jim Lewandowski.

About Making the Grade: "73% of our students are above average." -My Elementary School District Superintendant.

About Democracy and Commercialism in America: "People are voting with their wallets." -Tim Fitzpatrick; Metromail VP

About Disagreement: "Error of opinion maybe tolerated where reason is left free to combat it." -Thomas Jefferson

About Press Releases: "Naturally the common people don't want war...that is understood. But after all it is the leaders of a country that determine policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a facist dictatorship, or a parliment or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country." -Herman Goering


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