Hello visitor! My real name is Hyun Kim but for the last seven or so years I have been operating under a pseudonym of "Tony." You may address me by either name, but I have found that most folks I've encountered have problems pronouncing my actual name. I don't really mind... but consistency would be nice (a la Rosencrantz and Guildenstern)

I am creating this bare-bones site mainly because it is a part of "Assignment 1: Problem 1 (5 points)."

I will also provide a chocolate chip cookie to the first person who comes up to me in person, looks into the distance, and ominously mutters the following words: "If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?" (Carlin)