Middy wins NSF! Middy Pineda is one of just 9 Linguistics students among the 950 individuals nationwide who were awarded a National Science Foundation Graduate Research Fellowship (GRF) for the next three years. Way to go, Middy!

Flemming tenured at MIT We've just been informed that former Stanford faculty member Edward Flemming was awarded tenure in the Department of Linguistics and Philosophy at MIT. Congratulations to you, Edward, from all of us!

Middy winds MMNG Well, it looks like Middy won again, by correctly identifying the name "Olga". Come on all you phonetics campers--someone else try to be the first to correctly identify the following name and win this week's prize (Be sure to contact Meghan; not us):

Our English cousins have always had a way with words. If you think last week's church signs were funny, check these out.

Don't you miss him? Just for the sake of posteriority, let's revisit some choice quotes from our former president:

It's amazing I won - I was running against peace, prosperity and incumbency.

I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful - and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people - and neither do we.

Reading is the basics for all learning.

Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.

One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me, you can't get fooled again.

I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together.

I understand small business growth. I was one.

If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier... just so long as I'm the dictator.

Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.

It was just inebriating what Midland was all about then.

It is time to set aside the old partisan bickering and finger-pointing and name-calling that comes from freeing parents to make different choices for their children.

Never again in Washington DC do I want to have to make explanations I can't explain.

I think we agree, the past is over.

It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

For events farther in the future consult the Upcoming Events Page.

FRIDAY, 22 MAY

• Special Voice Quality Workshop

  Penny Eckert, Kyuwon Moon, and Kate Geenberg
  Bring articles, sound samples, problems, solutions, or just curiosity -- anything that has to do with voice quality.
  12:00, ExL Lab

• Department Professional Development Lecture
  for grad students

  Ivan Sag
  "Different Kinds of Abstracts and How to Write 'Em"
  Free Beer and pretzels
  3:30pm, MJH 126

• CSLI Presents:

  Steve Young (University of Cambridge)
  "Partially Observable Markov Decision Processes for Spoken Dialogue Systems"
  4:15pm, Cordura 100

• Department Social

  More free beer and other goodies!
  5:00pm, lounge

SATURDAY, 23 MAY

• CCRMA Recital

  Luciano Chessa (San Francisco Conservatory of Music)
  The premiere of Tomboy (2009), Luciano Chessa's brand new collaboration with artist Terry Berlier, and the Vietnamese dan bau Nodas (2008), on traditional Sardinian musical forms. Also the solo guitar piece Amadou, featuring Travis Andrews, and some works by Giuseppe Chiari.
  8:00pm, CCRMA Stage

MONDAY, 25 MAY

• Memorial Day

  Official Holiday
  No classes... Hit the beach!

WEDNESDAY, 27 MAY

• Psychology Developmental Brownbag

  Nola Stephens
  "Constructions in context: effects of discourse on early word order"
  12-1:00pm, 420-102

THURSDAY, 28 MAY

• CCRMA Spring Concert

  Electronic music, intermedia performances and interactive installations by Michael Berger, Christine Keiko Funahashi, Visda Goudarzi, David Jaffe, Jaroslaw Kapuscinski, Bruno Ruviaro, Javier Sanchez, Diana Siwiak, Hiroko Terasawa and Cobi van Tonder.
  8:00pm, CCRMA Stage

FRIDAY, 29 MAY

• Speech Lunch

  Yes, Virginia, there is a Speech Lunch today...
  12:00, ExL Lab

• Semantics and Pragmatics Workshop

  Theres Grüter
  "Acquiring the scope of disjunction and negation in L2"
  3:30pm, MJH 126

• Department Social

  5:00pm, lounge

SATURDAY-SUNDAY, 30-31 MAY

• Conference on Language, Communication, and Rational Agency

  All day at CSLI

UPCOMING EVENTS (always under construction)

LINGUISTIC DEPARTMENT EVENTS PAGE

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